Ini Shahlis dohhhh !

fmylife:

Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

so jyeahh, currently onlineing. lols. boring dehh. cannot sleep. but this stupid fan beside me is making my eyes shut . making me sleepy siah. stupid fan. if i off the fan i work sweat like pig, if i dont off it, i will get sleepy and off my comp back to my lala land. HAHA. ok rubbish, full of rubbish ! haha.

my second pay is coming up. Kaching ! kaching ke baibai, duet siket dohh. kerje mcm tak kerje. sheeshhz, fucktard. lols enuff about work. bsk not working again. meeting the A’s. as usual lah siols. dudok rumah pon mcm siak, dudok makan tido. tv hadnt been nice to me, nothig interesting or new showed is on in the afternoon or early in the morning. then if i stayed at home ? i would normally sleep mcm pig siah. busyook peh budak.

what am i typing? im repeating myself. taking about sleeping and all. bullshit. arghhh, so jyeahh, last night was a blast. go out blablabla. malas nak update ah smlm. paiseyy. haziq paitao aku. buto tol. nnti aku menghilangkan diri baru tahu. carik aku nnti. HAHAHA.

changed my tumblr song. zuu kept on complaining is a pussy song and it’s normally scared the hell out of her when she visit my blog late night. cos my previous song scream at the starts. HAHA . im crapping shit again, dont mind me. so jyeahh, prefer this two song i just changed. sound much more mature dehh. lols.

I’m gay , I’m gay , I’m gay ! hahahahahha.

fmylife:

Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year old clock. FML

this was meant to be funny, but im not laughing. sheeshz !